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The Tale of Three Notes

Three notes walk into a bar ----- a G, an Eb, and a C.

The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve minors."
So the Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was diminished.

Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing, the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he's under a rest.

C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the diminution
of a minor and was sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at the
Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka Correctional Facility.
 
What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A pair of Re-bachs!
 
Did you hear that last year all of Bach's original manuscripts began disappearing! Fearing the occult was to blame, researchers dug up his grave and found the answer... he was decomposing!
 
 


 

 

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